Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
In America we eat man semen.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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