Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
dude i'm inner monologue high
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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