her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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