i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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