Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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