Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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