So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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