in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
did you just send me my own nude
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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