Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
