i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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