yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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