Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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