I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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