I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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