I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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