We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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