absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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