Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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