We got so high we made milksteak
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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