It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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