I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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