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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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