would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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