420 ftw
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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