You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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