I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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