I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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