You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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