why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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