Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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