i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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