I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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