He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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