well you can't waste a boner
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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