If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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