You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I will pee on everything he values.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
