Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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