Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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