He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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