Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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