think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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