I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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