Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
that is very illegal...i love you.
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