i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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