Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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