LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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