I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Success! We fucked roommates!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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