after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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