clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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