I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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