you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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