Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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