U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Randomize
