Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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