Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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